All We Are
It's been such a long time I've updated this.
Life is hectic. There's nothing else I can say for it, I suppose.
I. Am. 15.
Wow. There's suddenly a whole new perspective on life.
Not really. 15 seemed like such a wonderful thing from the other side of my birthday (which was 11 February), but I've just felt nothing after the birthday.
Nostalgia's hit. I just keep thinking of things in the past, things that could have happened, I could have done, I
should have done.
We won't say our goodbyes,
You know it's better that way,
We won't break, we won't die,
It's just a moment of change.
All we are, all we are,
Is everything that's right,
All we need, all we need,
Is a lover's alibi.
-
All we are by One Republic
Recently.
Recently, I've felt weird. I have no idea where I stand in life, and I've completely lost all sense of direction. I still know what I want in life, but the most important things to me are the ones I'm confused about. Which is to say, my friends.
I still know who my friends are, and for that I am grateful. I suppose that the thing I'm lost is who is more important to me and which so-called 'friends' I can do without. I have some people that are acting like my best buddies and are really bad influences. I know that but I can't decide whether or not I should ditch them. They're pretty nice people and influence those that don't make their mind up and are easily led. Thankfully, I'm a strong-minded person and I can say to the things that I know perfectly well that I shouldn't do. So...should I keep them or leave them? I've talked to them in the past, and they said that they wouldn't change, no matter what. So....I'm currently confused. Do I really need them in my life?
To those that I love and cherish close, I still love them to bits, but I've been feeling slightly detached and distant with them. They have honestly tried, and I can see that looking back, but I simply don't feel anything. At all. I know that I'm being a horribly ungrateful git, but I just don't feel like being all buddy buddy with everybody.
And then, I've failed at some things that I'd rather not talk about. This started about foru months ago and, without three of my friends, I would have fallen into pieces. They were there for me all the time, no matter what. They were there to let me make their tops wet, no matter how much they complained about it later, I stayed up late on the phone being comforted by them and I've grown much closer to them in these few months than I ever have.
I would just like to thank God that I was blessed with such amazing people as my closest friends.
Bella Swan, the Queen of Mary Sues?
A question that came to me a few days ago. Who really is the queen of Mary Sues and other two-dimensional characters.
Isabella Swann, from Twilight.
For those who have been hiding under a rock, and have so far managed to escape from the terror that is sparkly vampires, and the rabid craziness of Twihard fangirls, I suggest closing your eyes and skipping this. If you already know what Twilight is, go find a copy and burn the thing! Now, yes, the summary.
Actually....you know what? I think I'll stick a picture in here. This is all you really need to read.
You read? You enjoyed? Good.
OK....her Mary Sue traits would be....
- Her 'ordinary-ness' - She starts off in the beginning of this cesspool by telling us al how she is just like every other female on the planet, that she is average, and someone like her could be found anywhere. However...she is a Mary Sue, which completely contradicts that. She has no flaws whatsoever. SMeyer attempted to pass clumsiness off as a flaw, but some people don't see this as a flaw. As a matter of fact, most males I know like clumsiness in a girl. Apart from this one 'flaw', SMeyer didn't attempt to add anything else, or to make her any more ordinary. Modesty is one common trait of a Mary-Sue.
- Secondly, something that always got me. Every male seems to be vying for a position to go out with her, or woo her with their charms at some point. However, if she is ordinary, as she puts it, how could they all turn away from the countless other girls in the school? BellaSue is not good-looking. In fact, even Edward points this out in Midnight Sun. He says that her face wasn't particularly good-looking, or something along those lines. How could every male be attracted to her instantly? And still, Rosalie and Alice are still in the school. Although both are taken, they are still the most beautiful around. How could Bella, who is not gorgeous, or pretty in any way, compete with two beautiful and immortal vampires? That is impossible.
- Bella is based off her creator. There is no denying this fact. Bella shares the same looks as SMeyer, the brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, lips too big for her face. Self-insertion is one of the most obvious clues to point you towards a Mary Sue. Proof:
''In my head, Bella is very fair-skinned, with long, straight, dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. Her face is heart-shaped—a wide forehead with a widow's peak, large, wide-spaced eyes, prominent cheekbones, and then a thin nose and a narrow jaw with a pointed chin. Her lips are a little out of proportion, a bit too full for her jaw line. Her eyebrows are darker than her hair and more straight than they are arched. She's five foot four inches tall, slender but not at all muscular, and weighs about 115 pounds. She has stubby fingernails because she has a nervous habit of biting them. And there's your very detailed description.''
-Stephanie Meyer on Bella's looks. Which....surprise, surprise, is her looks as well! Coincidence? I think not.
And, this is all helped by the fact that SMeyer herself said that Twilight was based off a dream that she had about sparkly vampires. Don't believe me?
I woke up (on that June 2nd) from a very vivid dream. In my dream, two people were having an intense conversation in a meadow in the woods. One of these people was just your average girl. The other person was fantastically beautiful, sparkly, and a vampire. They were discussing the difficulties inherent in the facts that A) they were falling in love with each other while B) the vampire was particularly attracted to the scent of her blood, and was having a difficult time restraining himself from killing her immediately. For what is essentially a transcript of my dream, please see Chapter 13 ("Confessions") of the book.
Though I had a million things to do (i.e. making breakfast for hungry children, dressing and changing the diapers of said children, finding the swimsuits that no one ever puts away in the right place, etc.), I stayed in bed, thinking about the dream. I was so intrigued by the nameless couple's story that I hated the idea of forgetting it; it was the kind of dream that makes you want to call your friend and bore her with a detailed description. (Also, the vampire was just so darned good-looking, that I didn't want to lose the mental image.) Unwillingly, I eventually got up and did the immediate necessities, and then put everything that I possibly could on the back burner and sat down at the computer to write—something I hadn't done in so long that I wondered why I was bothering. But I didn't want to lose the dream, so I typed out as much as I could remember, calling the characters "he" and "she."
-Stephanie Meyer on her dream that caused the rest of us nightmares.
- Her name. Bella means beautiful, and the close French word, belle means beautiful. Swan is literally...a swan. So, her name is beautiful swan. Fancy or what? Plus, there are references to other famous characters from elewhere.
Belle, from Beauty and the Beast. Belle is beautiful, as well as being good, kind, clever and brave. Beauty and the Beast is something that thousands of people all over the world adore, and a musical that many girls drag their significant others to. I myself have dragged countless friends to see it. Bella...Belle...horribly similar...
Elizabeth Swann, the main girly from Pirates of the Carribean. Elizabeth is strong, beautiful, brave and completely head over heels in love. Practically every man on the ship is after her. That, however, is understandable. She's the only female on the ship, and men are men. Bella, however, has everyone falling at her feet...with about a thousand other prettier girls than her in the near vincity.
Now, onto a simplified Mary Sue Litmus Test
Does the character's name describe her/his personality?
SMeyer thinks it does.
Is the character's name just generally unusual in relation to the time or place where she/he lives or grew up?
Yes, there's not many Isabella's in America.
Is the character's name foreign, even though the character isn't?
Yep. It's, to quote Wikipedia, 'The Romance-language given names Isabel (Portuguese, Spanish, Catalan, Provençal), Isabella (Italian), Isabelle (French)'. It is also 'Hebrew via Greek via Latin'.
Is the character highly attractive without having to work at it?
Yep. SMeyer seems to think so, while she is in fact, just plain-looking.
Are one or more other characters attracted to her/him?
Six mentioned. And two are in love with her.
Is the character of above average intelligence?
Seems to be, according to SMeyer
Does the character have angst in the present?
Hell, SMeyer influenced most Twitards to angst over one boy in your life leaving.
Is the character unusually accomplished for her/his age/species/etc.?
Yes....and when she turns into a vampire in Breaking Dawn, she's the only new-born to control her thirst.
Does the character ever easily learn a difficult skill (e.g. learn to play guitar in a matter of weeks)?
I consider controlling her bloodthirst as a difficult skill.
Does the character have a dependency or addiction that is or would be very hard to break?
Yes....it's called Edward Cullen
Does the character have a significant personality flaw?
Personality? What personality?
If the character does not die, does this flaw persist beyond the end of the story?
Yes
Does the character have a physical "flaw" that does not actually detract from her/his beauty (e.g. lips too full, white strip in hair, missing one toe, etc.)?
Lips too full for her jawline.
Is an otherwise chaste or stoic character immediately attracted to her/him?
Yes. Edward. Jacob. And I believe that Eric is aswell.
Does the character remain in a committed relationship for the full duration of your story?
Yep. Although it's a weird one.
Does the character have a child or children for the greater part of your story?
Why, yes, she has a child in Breaking Dawn. Practically the whole book is about that, and the conflict was an afterthought.
Is the character selfishly manipulative or sadistic (e.g. threatens self-harm, lies, blackmails, etc. in order to get her/his way)?
Why, yes. She manipulated Jacob into telling her about the vampires and werewolves and stuff.
Is your character top of her/his class?
It seems so.
Is the character part of a clique that you consider cool (e.g. goths, punks, ravers, skaters, etc.)?
The populars.
Has everyone significant heard of the character?
What? It's all about Bella.
Do all of the important characters end up liking/respecting/fearing her/him?
Yes. And all of the unimportant ones as well.
Did they all like/respect/fear her/him from the beginning?
Yes.
Does the character fall in (reciprocated) love with, or have sex with, a character you would like to fall in love with or have sex with?
Yes. Poor SMeyer knows this will never happen.
Does the character effect a major change in her/his love interest to make said love interest a more appropriate partner?
Yes, she does. She makes him all the more 'sparklier' and suicidal.
Has the character ever been nursed back to health from serious injuries by a warm, kind, and loving person?
Carlisle. Although he'd be a cold, kind and loving person.
Would you be very surprised if someone did not like the character?
Yes, SMeyer does seem to be.
Do you take any negative feedback about the character as a personal affront?
Yes, she does.
Do you ever wish you could be like the character?
Correction. She is the character.
So, all in all, Bella is a Mary Sue. I would even go as far as to say that she is the Queen of Mary Sues. Edward is the King, and there is no question there. But Bella....urgh.
Thank you for reading. If you managed to get all the way here, and not get bored by my rant, then I sincerely congratulate you.
Peace out.
Labels: bella, cullen, edward cullen, isabella, litmus test, mary sue, queen of mary sues, rant, stephanie meyer, swan, twilight
Answers
Answers to the song meme thing.
1) Circles by All Time Low
2) BigCityDreams by NeverShoutNever
3) Chasing Pavements by Alesha Dixon
4) 1000 Oceans by Tokio Hotel
5) The Man Who Can’t Be Moved by The Script
6) Prom Queen by Lil Wayne
7) Bad News by Kanye West
8) Goodbye Mr A by The Hoosiers
9) Simple Life by Carolina Liar
10) Weakness in Me – Keisha White
